Can't resist ONe more:
by Todd Willaims

The Burrito Song

Shy nos Where I live they aint none
Shy nos can't make em with a bun
Shy nos Europa lacks the skill
Shy nos kill a man o get my fill

Sorr ee I don't care if you don't know what they is
Sorr ee I got mine now get your hands off it
Sorr ee F-A-R-T
Sorr ee That's the way it has got to be

B-b-b-b-burrito
When's the last time you had one?
B-b-b-b-burrito
Better run to the border to get one

Forgive me if they say your food is sh**
Forgive me but I have to say I must vomit
Forgive me if I make your high brow low
Forgive me that is how I am when I aint had no

B-b-b-b-burrito
When's the last time you had one?
B-b-b-b-burrito
Better run to the border to get one
Chorus

Pardon me cross the seas for a bite of this
Pardon me if I crunch your toes to get my heavenly bliss
Pardon me if guacamole makes me crazy
Pardon me if the flavor wafts around a cloud of hazy

Cook em up the beans real slow Fill it up lemon mayo with guac
Add a little chili pow-wow-der
Make it three alarm Goddamn! hot
Roll out the tortie la white gold
Onion lettuce and tomato
Pour on the sauce hot, man!
Pop it in the oven as fast as you can
Oh my lord! Don't forget nacho cheese!
Throw on the sour cream smother it, please
Wrap it up, pack it up snuggie snug snug
tuck it in tight like a bug in a rug
That's the way we do it
Northern California burrito!
What do we, what do we, what do we
Want? Bur-ri-to!

Excuse me B-U-R-R
Excuse me I-T-O-S (sound here!)
Excuse me A-R-E (the)
Excuse me B-E-S-T