I've invented a new cleanse!

The name and premise is simple enough: The 5 Day Burrito Cleanse.

If you're thinking. ..."So, all you eat over the course of 5 days is 1 burrito?" You're wrong. There is not set limit to the number of burritos you eat over the course of the 5 days. You could eat 5 a day for all I care. Sure some people would say it's not as healthy as other, more established cleanses. And it's not. I can't argue.

The goal is just to get your body into a burrito rhythm, and to flush all non-burrito substances from your system.

I'm on day 3, and I feel fabulous!